Excuses excuses... That's all they are good at

Excuses excuses... it's all about giving excuses.. It's like we dedicate 85% of our brain processing powers to think of one. 10% for all those involuntary actions such as control breathing, blood pressure, hormones production of the hypothalamus, metabolism, and heartbeat. the remaining 5 percent is lost as heat production.. =x

Excuses are normally used by lazy people who don't want to do stuffs because they are just plain lazy... They don't want to do it, so they come up with excuses.

Case 1:
Where's my homework !!
-My dog ate it

Case 2:
Where's my books?
-my friend stole it

Case 3:
Where's my downloaded software?
- why you need soo many of those for ?!!?

There are some who are also lazy of thinking of excuses... so they decide to tell the truth !

Dav: Where's your calculator?
Kw : It's in my bag
Dav: Take it out lah... it's maths time
Kw : Lazy lah.. ahahhaha
Dav: =.="

ok that one bout keik wee being lazy to take out his calculator from his bag is no biggie..since i have 2.aih... but when it come to getting people to do stuffs, sometimes it's better to do it yourself. It's like

"If you want something done right, It's better to do it yourself!!"

Some who are lazy to do stuffs always delegate their jobs to others.. and at the end take the whole credit for it, leaving you in the dark... People who don't know about this calls that person a boss.. has good leadership qualities in delegating jobs and stuffs like that... but to put it in simple terms, it's basically being lazy. So he gets others to do his dirty work and take all the credit for it..

It's a typical boss character..

I'm just annoyed over some thing.. but to post it up here directly? i'm afraid it might be painful to that fella.. so the rest if it is in my rant bin... =x

Course stalking...

What's the verdict !!! can i get 3.00 and above and realise my PARENTS dream?

Aih !!! trials 2.33 only... looks like i'm like more suited for alam sekitar...

wuwuuwuwuwu

I can see

Ok lah... if you all know something happened to me in school today, i'm guessing one or two of you might come to my blog to find out more on what just happened... it's because i've been posting all of my rants up here on my blog and hammering those who upset me.

Basically this blog of mine is like a Voodoo doll... i'll smash, squish, shoot, hammer, stomp on those people... Well... what to do? i'm not perfect... actually i'm not even close to 0.00001 of perfect. i'm full of flaw. But i'll strive to improve myself.

So if you read this... definitely something has happened to me in school and i'm not too happy about it. But basically i just need a cup of coffee to get over it. Funny huh? people drink alcohol to drown their bad moments while i take caffeine to get rid of whatever that is clogging inside of me.

"You just gave me a reason to hate you... You disappoint me, i thought your not like that but mana tau... =.= you are just like the rest of them... I can simply say that ***** will always be *****... they will never change.. it's hard to find ***** who don't act like that... @#$%& !!"

Yeah... that's all i want to post...

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What ah? you hate me? well sorry to say.. .i hate you too...

Thinking of what to do after STPM...

I've been having some sleepless nights lately... i just don't get it... my eyes are dead tired but i can't seem to fall asleep... so what i normally do is just daydream (if you want, you can call that a night dream). so of all the thoughts i've dream about, one of them is what will i do after i've completed my STPM? no it's not dentistry or pharmacist... i'm not thinking of the course that i'm about to take or what... it's what i'm going to do while waiting for my results...

Well, some might say the most obvious choice is to work in a hypermarket or a supermarket as a promoter. DUH it's like everyone's choice.. and everyone is like doing that. But come to think of it, that job doesn't suit me... first of all, i don't speak chinese very well... so all those chinese patrons who come and ask me questions or help in chinese will get offended if a promoter like me doesn't know how to speak chinese... well as everyone say, customer is always right !.

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So my second thought is working as a DRIVER !!! AHAHAHAHAHA *doink*. Well, since i love love love to drive, why not make use of it? My former van transport might have a vacancy available... but i'm not sure... First of all, who would like to hire a driver who is still having a P licence? next, he might better off with hiring someone older right? and lastly, i'm not too sure that my parents would like me to work as such.

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My third choice... from my MUET teacher btw... it's working as a hotline call attendant. Well, come to think of it, it's not really a bad idea ! Since i can speak english and Bahasa Malaysia fluently, so why not ! so my first thought is TM NET... I know that TMNET has lots of vacancies... partly due to their dumb service... so their customer just simply call the helpline and start throwing foul language at them... So why not ! I know i can give more technical assistance to everyone else... Basically i know how to overcome the problems faced with TMNET line..

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Fourth choice... a teacher for form 1 and form 2... Why not ! i might be a good science teacher or a very bad maths teacher ! just hope i don't include form 6 biology to some small little form 1 or form 2 kids. Oh wait !!! if i can teach them to use their calculator, they might as well score 100 in their maths !! :D you know lah... the new calculator is seriously godly and it's like the old calculator on STEROIDS !!

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Fifth choice... working in a logistic company... This choice is also quite popular you know... since it's in klang and it's near one of the busiest port in Selangor... perhaps the only busy port ? so there are lots of logistic company around to ask for jobs... But the problem is, i know logistical companies have really hard working conditions... You know lah... my dad is into logistics and i practically study in his office... because his office is in my study room and stuffs like that... (that explains why there is a photocopy machine behind me)... why i say it's tough? Because i heard my dad shouted over the phone just because some dumb office boy forgot to stamp the documents needed to get the goods out of the warehouse... Then there's a time when he shouted at a driver for BLINDLY accepting damaged cargo from the warehouse without checking. And there's a time he cursed when his printer got paper jam =.=

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Sixth choice... working in a computer shop !! my favourite choice !! imagine working in a computer shop, where customer just walk in and buy their dream hardware and get the shop to assemble them.. Whoa !!! i'll be working there assembling their expensive hardware ! Whoa !! but i seriously doubt that they will hire me... Who wants to hire a kid when they can hire someone with paper qualifications..

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Seven, i might just write a book !! ahhahaha but sadly i'm not going to publish the book.. aahahhaha... it's for my dad.. i can imagine what would life be like if i'm not at home to troubleshoot my dad's old computer.. Even deleting print jobs is a chore for him.

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but it's time to come back to reality... STPM is still not over and its coming nearer.... 13 more days till Biology paper 2... 34 more days till chemistry paper 1.. and Pn. Vanaja's open house... yeap !! her open house is on the same day that my chemistry paper 1 end... So it's like i'm walking over to her house after paper 1 and celebrating there first.. ahahhahah

One day after STPM, i might bring my laptop to school and get some movies from Mr. Chan.. =x

what am i blogging today ?

it's actually quite random... I have lots of things to blog about... but the problem is that i don't pen down my thoughts at that moment.. so i usually end up forgetting bout it. But that's not really important because it's actually 16 more days till Biology Paper 2... and a 6 more weeks till STPM is finally over. Come to think of it, i don't want STPM to be all over soooo soon. Form 6 life is fun although there are lots of downs and little ups.

First of all, i'll surely miss my friends... even though some of them don't really talk to me or something... because i'm tall and will overshadow them or it's my skin problem. Not sure though... but it looks scary as exams are approaching... you know lah stress and stuffs like that. Somemore when doing problem solving for differentation questions... especially all those really really old past year STPM question that carries 15 marks. Basically if your algebra suck, then nasib lu ta baik.. Differentating the equation is not a big deal... it's pusing sini pusing sana that is a headache...

I'll miss my favorite past time.. which is actually going to school. Going to school is fun you know... it's the only time when i can actually meet some of my friends... not to mention enemies. That's the biggest part. The second part is learning stuffs... some of them might be boring, or really hard... but it's fun. Showing off that you know how to do a question is really fun ! especially maths where the working is 2 pages long, while the question is only 15 words long.

Third... going to school is also to cuci mata... you know lah... ponteng free period go ronda ronda around school see girls.. Or it's either assembly where i just sit back and enjoy the fresh air, the pengetua nagging, or Abel flirting with Siva... then again, looking at girls !! *seriously lah davin... is looking at girls always on top of your agenda list?*

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Got 2.33 for my trials... OH.. perhutanan here i come...

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Aih.... Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, bla bla bla Lead, Oxygen, Barium, Uranium, Sodium, bla bla bla

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kemistry, bilogy... makhs... pengagiam gam... ARGH !!!! wth wei... 16 more days...

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Deals... not your ordinary game where purchasing power is a big factor...

You know when you go to the supermarket... normally your mum or aunt will look out for good deals and will go price scouting or deals hunting. Normally they will go to different stores to buy those good deals. The popular ones are the buy one and get another one free !



But i'm not blogging about where to get a 5 kg packet of milo with another one free... I wouldn't tell you if i knew it also... cause i'm going to use my own money to buy as much of it as possible cause you know lah... i EAT and drink milo instead only drinking them.

what i'm blogging here is about other thing. I'm blogging bout things that can't be bought. Normally in a guys discussion, you get a lot of conversation about girls and stuffs like that. Some will say, that girl is pretty and she likes you... Buy one free one ! go after the girl, and some more she's pretty.

Then there's the other one... The girl is pretty and is rich... buy one free one !!! chase the girl, make her fall for you, and get your dad in law's property.

There is also another one... The girl is pretty... and is very "prosperous".. buy one free one !! Chase the girl and the next time you can show off your wife to your friends and make them jealous.

But what if i turn the story a little... Lets say not you... but someone else like another girl. Lets name that girl and boy (girl A and boy A)... take note that this does not concern anything whatsoever with you... but you just stand there as an observer.....
Girl A is pretty and boy A is good looking (wish i was as good looking as him). But !!!! *AHAH!!! there's a catch !!* some random girl (girl b) follows girl A everywhere... and i mean EVERYWHERE!!! go out together, hang out together, talk together, gossip together, eat together and much much more.. i guess it's girl instinct to stick sooo close to one another.. but that's not the point.

Girl B tak tahu malu. when girl A busy "pak toh-ing* (dating), this girl B will be there... like a light bulb. Girl A and boy A who are pak toh-ing don't mind that girl B lingers around them like a head lice... but as an observer... yes a third person... don't you think that you need to give those love bugs some moment of privacy or something like that? Don't you think that your disturbing them? Don't you feel anything odd? Are you thick skinned? ah i don't know...

The main point of the above story is that some deals are great !! like the first few buy one free one deals.. but the last story which involve girl A, boy A and girl B is not a good deal. Boy A chase and go after girl A... but girl B comes along as a free gift. If i were that person, i'll probably throw away that free gift. (jangan lah cakap don't go after girl A at all... they love each other!!)

ok second story...

Lets say you found a good deal.. Girl H is pretty and she's not taken. I'm sure it's a pretty good deal to every guy out there right? Yes it is !!! so all those *shoppers* will surround the girl to hope to win her heart (to get the good deal). Some go straight to the point... and that's the fundamental reason why they fail (=.=)

Some beat around the bush by just being random or draggy... and end up too that they also fail... So what really happen here is the *girl magnet* (boy F) get's the deal, even though boy F has already had another girl... This is what i call Spare tayar deal... Get a good deal and keep it for a rainy day.

Some guys try a somewhat intriguing way... This way is what i call to collect as much as possible and choose the best one and rejecting the rest of the deal. ( the bank simpanan nasional BSN deal)

From what i observe through constant chinese drama aired on TV a few years back (Back then i was very free to watch cantonese drama *with Bahasa Malaysia subtitle* and don't have anything called EXAM STRESS), i notice the guy character trying to get the first 2 deals... The buy one free one deal, and the spare tayar deal. Not much guy go for the bank simpanan nasional deal..

Then there's also the forced deal... where the parent do all of the deals with another party bout their children... macam buat tempahan rumah lah... Tempah dahulu, bayar wang pendahuluan, baru boleh dapat rumah pada masa hadapan !

Last but not least, it's the main kotor deal. In this deal, both parties carries out the spare tire deal. There's no need to elaborate on this.. it makes me sick just to do so...

This is what i managed to think out while i was eating during recess today. My brain functions best while eating =x

If this post hurts you, TOUGH LUCK DUDE !!!

Ok... it's been a while since i blogged... i think it's already 5 days since i last blogged.. It's quite a hectic week and lots of preparation needs to be done for the upcoming STPM. So... here i am... ahhahahah

Ok.. what do you understand by the term "mulut laser" The first thing that will always come to a person is a picture.. as in a picture of some person, opening it's mouth wide... with laser shooting out of it in pulse or continuously.

for example,


I purposely put that ugly dude's face for a reason. Don't ask why.

But what do you understand by the term "mulut laser"?

Basically in common people terms, it means that hurtful words come flying out of someone's mouth on a REGULAR basis. And hurtful words here are not vulgar words. Those kinds of words are regards as playful words to me. Friends talking to me use those words everyday... so it's not hurtful. Even when someone say "Fish" you to me, i don't feel hurt in any way. it's just tooo normal to feel hurt by that word. that's in my opinion lah...

But some people are like blessed by the devil himself to have a "mulut laser". They have no remorse to gun you down out of the sky.


Why you are flying high in he sky in cloud 9, then come the AA guns... clipping you down. And the best thing is they don't apologise to you after they have gun you down of the sky.


They also will shoot you when there's any opening. As if they scan the sky with their bionic eyes to spot where are you..


And when they found your weakness, they shoot at you with no mercy given.


GAAAAWR !!!!!................................................................

There's no need to name those who are with "gifted mouth" they should know who are they themself. If they don't, oh nvm then.

Btw... i'm a jari laser for your information... hence this blog post.

Ok... a small funny picture after a long post..


Hope you understand the meaning !!! if you don't, please play Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2 episode 1, Half-Life 2 Episode 2.

Scandal - Shoujo S

Now only i know that there's a music video for the original soundtrack for the opening of the anime Bleach..

Wooooooooo... pretty japanese girls !

My Wena ~ Bowling for Soup !!

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Oh my Gawd

You know lah... my trials suck. sure somewhere 2.00 CGPA adi... ahahha doktor pokok here i come !! :D =.=

Now it's like my goal is like is like is like is like is like 10 miles away and i'm running like mad there.. I'll probably faint somewhere along the way there.

Now i'm afraid i might flop STPM and waste my 2 years.. if like that, i think it's better for me to swap programs to programming like when i was in form 5..

aih !!! STRESS STRESS !!!

2 in one post.. with photo.. staring Mr. Chan, badminton diagram and Sexy laptop with her internals opened up !!

Today in Delta... Mr. Chan teach about vector.. you know, the resultant velocity and stuffs like that. So he actually drew the diagram of 2 people playing badminton, 1 boy and 1 girl... It's sooooo funny till the point that i have to take a photo of him with the drawing.. ahahahahah luckily i'm at the front there... nice view if it.


This was taken while he was not watching.. he really likes to look towards the group sitting behind me.. so can't tangkap gambar..


This is taken when he was writing our pile of homework.. he's directly infront of me.. so can ambil.. ahahahh he can't see


Close up view... AHAHHAHA the girl is presumed to be Evon and the guy could be Lin Yang.. ahhahahaa

V1 is where the girl suppose to hit if she's a pro... V2 is the wind blowing.. and the blue arrows pointing upwards is the resultant velocity.. is supposedly where the shuttle will land after the wind direction and the girl hitting direction is taken into account

And after tuition, i went to Digital mall to get my CPU thermal paste for my beloved Sexy Laptop who has been suffering for months. She was overheating since that day when i pulled her heatsink pipeline out for some dusting, but never apply fresh thermal paste.. so that's why the temperature soar even when under light load. The CPU auto throttle down when hitting the 80 degrees threshold.

*EDITED* The thermal specification of my processor is 100 degrees.. so it's 20 degrees below meltdown point.. ahahha now it's 30 degrees !!! WOOTS !!!


Rip this out...


From here...


and look at the black thing sticking out of the left hand side of the cooling fins.. the dark black one.. That's dust that accumulate for over a long period of time..


close up view of the dust.. =D


Residue of the old thermal paste..


The thermal paste that i bought for 7 ringgit per piece... and i hardly use 1/3 of the thing to touch up my processor...


The cloth that i've used to clean the old thermal paste off... That guy told me to use chlorox.. wahlao !!! i asked for rubbing alcohol but that guy never sell.. so i used gentle rubbing... and it works !!


Final stress test !!! ahahhaha !!! proud owner fix his wife !! and abused her ... =D

oh and for all those maths newbies.. s.f means significant figures...

now the fan noise also quite loud already.. since there are no dust to muffle the sound of the fan spinning. And the fan is really blowing hot air out at a much faster speed!! good sign... good sign indeed..

Now the processor temp is measuring to about maximum 73 degrees.. compared to last time 82 or 83 degrees.. till the processor has to throttle down to prevent the from experiencing a meltdown...

a pile of thoughts..

Come to think of it, if you want to get something done right, it's better to do it yourself... yeah.. suddenly i thought of this quote. It's because i'm upset of certain things. It's not good for me to voice it out here because some of you might feel the heat or something. But i still have to say something, so i'm not going to mention names..

You know, if you can't get too much things done, better don't make that promise. And that planning has been delayed for quite sometime already.

I don't know why but every time i want to take an example, something related to driving is sure to pop up somewhere..

You know that my dad complain that going to penang is far and cumbersome? well, i hate to say this but, I can drive !!! you know that? and we can swap driver if your sleepy.. i don't suck in driving sooo much compared to some of my friends. You know, i have this intention to purposely choose a university far away from klang, so that you could give me the nissan and get yourself a new car.

Then every 2 week i would drive down to klang secretly and makan makan.. hahahahhahah *yeap Dream on DAVIN!!!*

i'm just pure jealous over lots of things.. I've keep thinking to myself.. what that guy has that i don't ? certainly not height..

this little thoughts is the very thing that keep me on my competitive edge.. I'm always in the need to improve myself... and i'm improving myself in the wrong way. I'm learning computer instead of doing my ever failing maths and chemistry...

Oh how i wish STPM will not be that hard? Oh and how i wish that i suddenly have the talent to memorise everything within 3 go... then i would like be the walking encyclopaedia .. ahahhaha

if only i can...

Super duper the epic fail..

WTF??

ah... some breather..

Well... My vice,

*the girl next to me, forcing me to take something for her if not she will pull my hair*

is going to get her car by this weekend... She say it's going to be a Charade if i get the spelling correct.

Yeap !! the girl who got sesat in the taman got her car... ahhaha GRATS !!!

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Filler post..

so my blog don't look dead